What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?